This site features what has been described by the New York Times as "The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told" - The Aristocrats. Inspired by the documentary from Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette which features 100 comics (including George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black, Steven Wright, Dana Gould and many others) talking about and telling their versions of the joke. The movie is now out on DVD and CD Soundtrack). This site is a home for filth virtuosos everywhere. Submit your version of the Aristocrats joke!

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Joke Rating(%)
smalltony's "the son comes out the worst!!"0.00
Kaufgerkhris's "The amazing bigoted satanic blood orgy"0.00
Alex's "Happy birthday, Jesus!"0.00
happy larry's "mmmmmmm"29.03
CowWonka's "A Children's Tale"60.00
happy larry's "as clear as day"50.00
Nesquick's "The x-lax"50.00
Apathetic Jerk-Asshole's "just going through the motions"70.15
Myrealname's "Dead Fetus Crying Son Extravaganza"66.67
kulbo's "butterflies, rainbows, and rotting corpses"0.00
Brett Marlowe's "Bloody Family"62.50
Ad Libitum's "Gory mess."66.67
Hollowbrain's "The Aristocrats: A Musical Journey"50.00
Yahoo123's "Brutal raping and mutilation"33.33
rat-o-rist's "O'Reilly's Act"50.00
thatsickfuck's "a Disturbing performance not for the Feeble minded"69.70
Andy's "bible mayhem"33.33
Swanseadan's "Bavarian Blasphemy"70.67
12345RET's "A Story of Jared"25.00
marc webbster's "The fetus of shit"68.00
piko's "jesus pissed off"25.00
pokey's "once in a life time show."28.57
Dan Payne's "Dan Payne's Classy Aristocrats"59.26
Madman Poostain.'s "Muslim Mayhem."52.63
^_^'s "hmm"5.32

Funniest 15(?)

Joke Rating(%)
The Boogaloo's "At least it ends with Freebird"75.25
dr rammer's "medical exam"75.06
California?'s "Retard, Toddler Addict, Dog Hater"75.00
hesh n max's "from feotus to grandparents"73.53
Joe's "One Helluva Dog Act"72.22
hesh n ruman's "pinatas and confetti"72.09
hesh's "unreal ending"71.43
Da Presidant's "The All-American Shitfezt"71.21
Ryan Maglunob's "Shave and a Haircut"70.97
Swanseadan's "Bavarian Blasphemy"70.67
Sean O`Neall's "Cum Bubbles And A Unicycle"70.45
Apathetic Jerk-Asshole's "just going through the motions"70.15
Philip Norvell's "Weapons of Mass Defecation"70.00
Samuel's "fucking sick"70.00
RM's "The SF experience!"70.00

Not Funny?

Joke Rating(%)
^_^'s "hmm"5.32
A funny guy's "Well thats show biz"6.25
James's "Cleveland Steamer"9.64
D'Anthony's "holy shit"9.68
cumshot's "why its good not to cum hard"12.00

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