This site features what has been described by the New York Times as "The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told" - The Aristocrats. Inspired by the documentary from Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette which features 100 comics (including George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black, Steven Wright, Dana Gould and many others) talking about and telling their versions of the joke. The movie is now out on DVD and CD Soundtrack). This site is a home for filth virtuosos everywhere. Submit your version of the Aristocrats joke!

Newest

Joke Rating(%)
smalltony's "the son comes out the worst!!"0.00
Kaufgerkhris's "The amazing bigoted satanic blood orgy"0.00
Alex's "Happy birthday, Jesus!"0.00
happy larry's "mmmmmmm"54.55
CowWonka's "A Children's Tale"81.82
happy larry's "as clear as day"63.64
Nesquick's "The x-lax"100.00
Apathetic Jerk-Asshole's "just going through the motions"81.03
Myrealname's "Dead Fetus Crying Son Extravaganza"66.67
kulbo's "butterflies, rainbows, and rotting corpses"0.00
Brett Marlowe's "Bloody Family"71.43
Ad Libitum's "Gory mess."100.00
Hollowbrain's "The Aristocrats: A Musical Journey"100.00
Yahoo123's "Brutal raping and mutilation"66.67
rat-o-rist's "O'Reilly's Act"76.92
thatsickfuck's "a Disturbing performance not for the Feeble minded"79.31
Andy's "bible mayhem"40.00
Swanseadan's "Bavarian Blasphemy"79.10
12345RET's "A Story of Jared"25.00
marc webbster's "The fetus of shit"75.56
piko's "jesus pissed off"32.00
pokey's "once in a life time show."30.77
Dan Payne's "Dan Payne's Classy Aristocrats"80.00
Madman Poostain.'s "Muslim Mayhem."58.82
^_^'s "hmm"8.62

Funniest 15(?)

Joke Rating(%)
holmeslover's "Good Clean Fun."100.00
jasonhasproblems's "Just plain wrong!"100.00
Chewie of the Council's "Aristocrats, Council- style"100.00
Hollowbrain's "The Aristocrats: A Musical Journey"100.00
Ad Libitum's "Gory mess."100.00
Nesquick's "The x-lax"100.00
dr rammer's "medical exam"83.67
CowWonka's "A Children's Tale"81.82
Apathetic Jerk-Asshole's "just going through the motions"81.03
California?'s "Retard, Toddler Addict, Dog Hater"80.49
catadjuster R's "team aristocrat omaha RnK"80.00
Dan Payne's "Dan Payne's Classy Aristocrats"80.00
hesh n ruman's "pinatas and confetti"79.49
thatsickfuck's "a Disturbing performance not for the Feeble minded"79.31
The Boogaloo's "At least it ends with Freebird"79.10

Not Funny?

Joke Rating(%)
A funny guy's "Well thats show biz"6.67
^_^'s "hmm"8.62
James's "Cleveland Steamer"10.39
D'Anthony's "holy shit"12.00
Danny the Greek's "Bloodbath is Love"14.29

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