Roqueforte Von Edam's "Grunt and Groan" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The father then says...
"Impossible though it seems, my wife will poke her head through this little hole after we are finished with her."
He displays a small metal ring about 3 inches wide mounted on a steel armature.

"Impossible" says the agent.

"Really?" "Just watch."

The father then proceeds to spread his wifes legs and motions his teenage son to come over. He gets on the floor and wriggles into position, as if he is about to take a horizontal swan dive into her parted two fingered fish mitten. This he indeed does, and within moments his entire body is inside his mothers clam. The daughter follows suit, climbing into her gaping hole. The dog easily slides completely inside of her, and finally the father yanks himself inside too.

The mother is moaning with pain and lust, and it is evident from the movement within her swollen form that all interior occupants are having a fuck frenzy like no other within her womb.

Suddenly a stench most foul wafts from her stanky gash.

There was no denying it thought the agent. The whole family had just shit themselves in there.

With a loud grunt, she plops forth the writhing conjoined mass of incestual bestiality, a shit smeared unholy birth giving new meaning to those who claim to have been 'reborn'.

The sordid wad continues to buck and grind punctuated by the yelps of the dog who was getting the focus of attention at this point. Convulsing in fluid drenched filth everyone orgasms at once as the mother whips out a barbed wire dildo and rams it inside her salmon-scented-gobpot.

"What about the poking her head through the ring part?" the agent inquired...

With a swift and deft motion she brings her index finger up, inserts it through the ring and jabs herself in the forehead.

Feeling somewhat cheated but equally amused the agent groans and leans back in his overstuffed chair.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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