JC's "It's a family magic act" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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In walk the man’s family, his wife, his son and daughter, and his dog.
“It starts off with some simple tricks.” The man says, as he pulls out a large long crowbar.
He approaches his dog with the crowbar, and places it in front of the dogs face. The dog begins to lick it to a glistening shine, once that happens, the man grabs hold of the dog, and shoves the crowbar up its ass. The dog howls at the insertion but the agent can see clearly that the dog’s dick is growing underneath. The daughter takes one look at this and starts rubbing her swollen cunt in a chair towards the back, so the son runs over and starts licking her tight snatch. The man rips out the now bloody and shit covered crowbar and the dog runs after the mom. The mother gladly rips off her clothes and accepts the dog’s little cock in her dripping pussy. The father takes the disgusting shit-dripping crowbar over to her daughter, who was being eaten out by the son, and he shoves the bar into her cunt. She screams in delight and rips off the rest of her outfit, and comes almost instantly all over the bloody, shit-covered crowbar. During this moment the son rips off his pants and beings fucking his mother in the ass, while the dog still pounds away at her dripping wet pussy. The father takes the crowbar out of his daughter and shoves it in his own ass, while his daughter begins sucking his cock. The dog leaves the mother and runs over and starts licking the father’s ass that still has the bloody, shitty, pussy juice-covered crowbar shoved nearly halfway up. The mother, who was being fucked in the ass by her son, stands up and shits all over her him. He immediately cums a huge load and he lay there with shit and cum all over himself. The mother gets up and joins the daughter in sucking off the father, who then blows a load all over them, including the dog.
“Then the big finale!” He exclaims with the crowbar still in his ass.
The dog runs over to the son and eats the shit and cum pile off of him, the mother pukes all over the dog because of this, and the boy blows his load again, nearly choking the dog. The father pulls the crowbar out, and walks over to the dog and starts fucking the dog in its bloody, crusty ass. The wife picks up the crowbar and starts fucking herself with it, and the daughter joins in and puts the curved end deep into her own ass. The dog finishes eating the shit, cum, and puke, and begins fucking the son in the ass while the father is fucking the dog in the ass. The daughter pisses all over the dog, the mother pukes again while both of them scream in ecstasy from the bloody, shit and cum covered crowbar, and they both come vigorously. The father blows another load in the dog’s ass, the dog blows a load in the son’s ass, and the son who had been whacking off to all of this blows a load all over the place. The mother and daughter lean down to lick it all up until it’s clean.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"