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Jake S.'s "Shakespeare Bitches" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

So the father brings out his wife and son and they begin to reenact a few scenes from Hamlet. I mean Claudius, Gertrude, and Hamlet are REAL on this stage. eventually they just slip right past the shakespeare and into the porn as the father takes off his clothes and the rest of the family follows suit. The son sucks off the dad as the mom sucks her son off. The dad eats out both assholes as the fucking and sucking continues. All of a sudden, the sex seems to stand still as all three members take shits all over the stage, the father smears it over his face, and the play shifts from Hamlet to Othello. Black face is obviously a necessity at this point. Desdamona and Iago fuck as Othello dances in racially offensive ways on the side, then all of them cum all over each other in a cirle jerk frenzy involving fisting, the Bible, and pictures of Mother Theresa,


Is it obvious I wrote all of this while drunk?

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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