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Jim Jarmo's "The Aristocrats joke as a limerick" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The Aristocrats joke as a limerick:

"First I arse-fuck my daughter and cats
While my sons eat their mum's shit like scats
Then we three-hole a ho
Played by dead Great Aunt Flo..."
What you called then? "The Aristocrats!"

[scans best in an English accent, stressing the first syllable of Aristocrats.]

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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