Will's "An explosive act" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The family goes into the middle of the room and gets right into the act.. they all start to rip off their clothes and get completely naked... the dad, as white as he may be, happens to be hung like a Harlem Globetrotter.. and the baby jesus has a tattoo on its ass that says I Popped Marys Cherry.

Next the daughter bends over, and her brother starts fucking her up the ass

Meanwhile on the otherside of the room the mother start breast feeding the baby jesus while the dad begins to jack off and pull an 8-ball of coke out of his ass. Once hes got his dick straight and hard he draws up a line of cocaine on the top of it, which the mother snorts off, and right when the mother gets to the tip of his cock the father shoots a load right up her nose.

Back to the son and daughter... the son is done fucking his sister up the ass after he shoots a load in her, pulls out and has a dick covered in shit, the dog then comes over and begins to lick the shit of his cock. The sister then lies down and the son squats over her and begins to shit on her twat.

While this is goin on, the father begins to suck on his wifes tits, like the baby is, and also shoves is finger, which is quite large, up the baby jesus' tiny little asshole.

On the other side of the room the son has finshed shitting in his siters pussy, so the dog walks over and begins to lick the shit out of her cunt. While this is going on the son goes behind the dog and starts fist-fucking it up the ass.

Going back to the father who has now started fucking who is bent over in front of him, he is also holding the baby jesus who is pissing all over his mother.

So its gets to the point where the father is all out of cum, the baby is out of piss, and the dog is done licking the shit out of the daughters cunt.... so they go to the grand finale

The son lies down on the ground with his dick straight up in the air, and the mother sits on it, with it goin directly up her ass. She also angles herself in a way that her pussy is aimed up in the air. The father then comes and shoves his cock down her throat.. now remember this man is hung like a small donkey, so hes not fucking her mouth, hes fucking her goddamned esophagus! next the daughter comes behind the father and starts fingering him up his ass and the dog come behind her and starts fucking her doggy style (duh!) next the baby jesus climbs inside the mothers pussy and just sits in there

It now at the point where both the father and the son are ready to cum.. excpet they dont have anymore cum, and are way past shooting blanks.. these guys are about to blast blood out of their peckers... so they both shoot in the mom and all the pressure causes the baby jesus to shoot out of the mothers cunt, fly across the room and land right in the talent agents mouth... where it then takes a shit.

The dog then runs over to the talent agents desk and the talent agent picks up the baby and put it on the dogs back and the dog licks most the shit out of his mouth

The dog then runs back to the family jumps on the mothers sotmach and the baby stands up and says "TA-DA"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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