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Bill O'Reilly's "Scream it out" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The mother lays on the ground underneath the dog and starts to suck the dogs dick, and the daughter starts to eat her mother's pussy. While the dog is being blown, the son moves into position, and the dog starts to lick his balls. While the boy is getting teabagged by the dog, the father is making balls out of his pubic hairs and his spit, and it throwing them into the son's mouth from across the room. After the dog cums in the mother's mouth, he steps back and shits on the mother's tits. The mother then spits the dog cum on top of the shit, and the daughter moves up to start to eat the combo, and says "Fuck me like a Catholic Priest daddy!". This is the cue for the father to start fucking his little girl from behind with his 12 inch cock. While the father is alternating fucking the daughter's cunt and asshole, the son sits on his mothers face and starts to piss in the daughter's mouth. After the father blows his wad into the daughters ass, the daughter starts to make out with her brother, transferring the shit, piss and dog cum into his mouth, while the mother moves back to suck the father's cum out of the girl's ass. The father now starts to assfuck the dog as he yells "I'm gonna cum into you like a nigger into an ice cream cone... Hail Hitler". Finally, the son starts to sing God Bless America while his father sucks him off, and the dog starts to lick the son's asshole. The mother and daughter sit on the side of this spectacle and start 69ing. When the boy starts to cum, they draw a pentagram on the ground with the jizz, and say in unison "Long live the dark lord!"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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