Chris Wilding's "As told by the Aristocrats..." Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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A pair of Aristocrats walk into a crowded tea-house in England and proceed to get the attention of everyone in the establishment.
They proceed to tell stories of their travels, share tips on fine living and end it all with several church hymns in the key of "E".
The crowd of noble tea drinkers gave them a stirring standing ovation and demanded to know what this group of lively Aristocrats called themselves, to which they replied:
The Aids Ridden Niggers who Like to Fuck the Corpse of Richard Pryor.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"