Romanov's "No World Left" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The father pulls out a revolver and fires successive bullets into the heads of the dog, his daughter, his son and his wife. Looking at the pile of lifeless bodies, he pauses a moment before grimacing, then he falls to the floor and sobs uncontrollably.
After a minute, he points the gun at his crotch, his cracked voice whispering the words "no world left", and he shoots of his genitals in a loud, bloody and painful finale. The gun falls to the floor.
His face a tear-stained and blood-spattered rictus of agony, the father eventually manages to get up on one knee, gore dropping in spurting gobbets from between his legs, and spreading his arms as wide as the pain will allow, he whimpers "ta-daaa".
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"