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jay12's "A Tame British Version" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father steps forward and says, “It’s a very simple act. I walk on to stage naked, with a hard on and call my daughter who walks on and begins to suck my cock whilst inserting two fingers into my rectum. Then my wife walks on carrying the dog. She lays the dog down and then spreads his back legs. Then my son walks on stage and vomits, pisses and shits on the dogs genitals and my wife then leans forward and start to lick the resulting mess from the dog as my son starts to masterbate. I then cum in my daughters mouth. She gets up and kisses me passing the spunk to myself who then gargles and swallows. I then perform cunninglingus on my daughter. Then after a moment or two my son informs my wife he’s at the vinegar strokes and she stops licking the dog to take his load into her mouth. She then gargles, walks over and spits it all over my daughters naked chest. Then I, my wife and my son start to lick it off. We then grab the dog, ring its neck and my son fucks it. I give my wife’s ass a licking during this part and my daughter lies back as my wife inserts a finger in which ever hole she chooses. Finally we all cum together, throw the dog’s body into the audience and then force ourselves to vomit over each other and the front row.”

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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