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The Drrty South's "Blame Canada!" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The entire family removes all of their clothes and line up one by one in front of the mother. The mother lies down on the agent’s desk and spreads her legs, placing the dog’s head in her pussy. The dog starts eating her out, slowly working his entire head into her cunt. The father turns to the children and cues them to begin. The daughter then mounts her mothers face so she can ride her tongue while the son shoves his cock into this mother’s ass. The father proceeds to take a shit into the daughter’s mouth. The daughter rubs the shit all over her body and then on her mother. As the mother gets up she slides the rest of the dog inside her pussy and begins to suck her sons cock. The father proceeds to fist fuck his daughter’s ass while she eats out her brother’s asshole. By then the mother can’t stand it anymore and lets the dog slide out. The father and the son then begin to gangbang the daughter, shoving their cocks in and out of her ass and pussy. The mother shits on the floor and proceeds to cover the dog in it. She then sucks the dog’s cock until it’s about to cum and forces it come in the daughter’s mouth. The daughter spits the come on her father and her brother. Then the son bends over and the daughter begins to shove the entire dog up his ass. The son in the meantime is sucking the father’s cock while he finger fucks his wife and daughter. Both the wife and the daughter piss all over the father’s hands who then pulls the dog out of his son’s ass and beats it brutally until it dies. The mother and daughter then skin the dog and make condoms from the skin. The son and the father place the dog skin condoms on their cocks and begin to fuck. The daughter is being pounded by her father while her mother makes out with her and gets pounded by the son. The entire thing ends with the father and son removing the dog skin condoms, empting the cum into a glass and then pissing in the glass. The mother and daughter gargle with it and sing the National Anthem of Canada.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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