Apostate's "Oh my God it's religion!" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The agent is really surprised by the stature of his potential performers.

He knows the Catholics love to get rimmed and fucked up the ass, or roughly penetrated.

He knows that the observant Jews complain, except to brutally cut off any boy-child's foreskin within site.

The lurking, hidden Muslims just love to explode everybody off the face of the fucking Earth into smithereens, while claiming guidance from Allow.

The Holy Father is Pope Benedict XVI, who takes advantage of any opportunity to buttfuck young boys and stuff his shrivelling cock down their unsuspecting mouths.

The Virgin Mary is eager for any chance to get fucked up her wet, pink pussy, her hymen now briefly intact.

Benedicked and Merry happily contemplate the fulfillment of their Earthly desires.

The son is a lowly priest who hopes for a man-load down his eager throat, and of course the daughter is a nun who wants to get brutally fucked by the dog or any available flagpole.

The Pope, as the soon to be divine Father, wants to start with some foreplay. The Virgin Mary is getting wet, and wants to get her pussy and ass sucked by the compliant nun.

The son sticks his finger up the Pope's ass, and in the hope of heavenly dispensation, licks the Pope's shit off his middle finger.

The daughter rams a long black dildo up the soon-to-be non-Virgin Mary's juicy, wet cunt, and then swallows her heavenly juice.

Then the sneaky Jews slice off the cock of the Pope and son by accident.

The Muslim, all akimbo by his bomb, blows his Islamic head off in the room's corner by accident.

Benedicked XVI finishes the act off with a benedicktion, while his cut-off cock pumps his Nazi-German blood and man-juice all over the floor. Merry drips her cunt blood.

The happy dog licks the Holy Blood off the floor, and sucks off the agent to make sure the act will make it to the stage.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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