James's "Cleveland Steamer" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The father and daughter take off their clothes and start the father starts to anal the daughter. At this point the son takes off his clothes and starts to fuck the daughter. Than the mother lays down with her head under the boy's legs and the dog comes over and starts to orally pleasure the mom. The son, while he is fucking the daughter, takes a shit on the mother's chest. At the point when all the people in the family are close to climax, they all lay down and the dog comes over and helps each one of them reach climax.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"