RCE's "Elephant Cum and Fun with Fucking Towers" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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First, I walk out on stage in a tuxedo

i start to strip off my tux and get completely naked

I put my arms up and take a bow
to the audience

My wife comes out, shes wearing a sequin bra and panties with a peacock feather hat

She bends down and starts sucking my cock

She keeps going till my cock gets 13 inches long and 7 inches around, im hung like a horse

So shes sucking my cock, when junior comes flying in on a trapeze from the side stage

My wife stops sucking my rock hard cock just as my son lets go of the trapeze and does a double back flip landing on my cock

He jumps off and strips off his Tarzan outfit and climbs up on my shoulders

My wife bends over in front of me and wiggles her tight cunt on to my cock

My son starts jacking off while on my shoulders till his cock gets big and hard, its about the same size as father like son, ya know

I bend upward, lifting my wife up into the air while shes hanging on to my cock with her cunt

My father wheels a cannon on to the stage and lights the wick

The cannon shoots off and out comes my 9 year old daughter

Shes completely naked

She shoots through the air and mouth first impales herself on my sons hard cock

He grabs her by the legs and starts spinning her around on his cock

So my wife is also a contortionist and she bends herself around while balanced on my cock with her cunt, and starts licking my balls

So now my daughter is spinning mouth first on my sons cock, and hes standing on my shoulders, while my wife is balanced on my cock and is bent around licking my balls

Well, my dad, grandpa, comes out in a leather Speedo and takes out his teeth and throws them at the audience

He then unrolls his 9 inch tongue and tears off my wifes sequin panties and starts eating her out

Well then grandma comes out on a skateboard wearing a dildo and is carrying a trampoline

She throws the trampoline into the air and it hits the ground

She jumps off the skateboard and onto the trampoline up into the air and lands perfectly in my daughters pussy with the dildo

I hold up her legs with my hands to keep her balanced

Next I call out Elmer the family dog

Hes a bull mastiff and he runs out and jumps through the hoop thats created with grandma me my daughter and my son

Now me and my son are just about done when I throw grandma out of my daughter and onto the stage, where the dog starts fucking her in her wrinkled up old pussy

My son blows his load like a fire hose and shoots off my daughter, shes covered in cum and does a back flip onto the stage

My grandfather stops licking my wifes pussy and starts licking the dogs ass

my wife puts her feet on my thighs and jumps from my cock into a headstand and my son leaps from my shoulders and dives head first into my wifes cunt
My daughter sits on my grandfathers back so the dog can lick the cum off her, and i get trombone from off stage and stick it in my ass, and start playing when the saints go marching in

While doing that I start sucking my sons flaccid cum soaked cock to get it hard again and my wife contorts herself to suck on my cock, all the while my son is head first in her pussy and l=kicking his legs in the air to my ass music

My daughter goes off stage and brings out Manny the elephant and she starts jacking him off, and he has a harmonica in his trunk and is playing in tune with me

My daughter leads Manny over to grandma and grandpa and the dog, and cums all over them

She cuts him off mid cum and leads him over to us and lets him cum all over us

So there we are covered in elephant cum we all start sliding around all over the stage and get into one great big circle fuck

Im fucking the dog, the dog is fucking my daughter, shes licking my wifes pussy, my wife is sucking grandpas cock, grandpa is sucking my sons cock, my son is eating out grandmas pussy, grandma is licking my balls, Im playing the trombone with my ass the song is the theme to 2001 space odyssey, the elephant is standing in the middle on his hind legs, hes playing the harmonica to the same tune, and his giant dick is waving an American flag that my daughter stuck in his cock hole

We my family all stops just as Im getting to the last part of the song, they all pull out their butt plugs and face the audience

They shoot out this runny corn and peanut filled streams of diarrhea shit into the air like water fountain in unison, and spray it all over each other, and as Im playing the final note, they turn toward the audience and let out this giant farty blast of shit all over the first 4 rows. We all stand up and take a bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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