Danny the Greek's "Bloodbath is Love" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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Mother puts some music on the boom box (its the song from Any, "tommorow") they all line up, and star miming to the song.
Everyone besides the father.

He comes out in his tornup underpants holding a gun.

First he shots the boy in the legg, than he shoots the mother in the knee, than the daughter, two bullets hit her stomach...

They all fall down like pinns in a bowling aley. Know he casually pick up hes daughter and carry her over to a chair, he tapes her blindfolded and then he tapes her head to the chair.

Than he walks back to the other two and he beats hes sons head in with the back of the gun, mother try´s to get up but slips in the blood, he takes out a knife and cut her wide open like a pig, while she screams to her verry death, than he takes out some of her intestines and pull them over his face.

Than he walks over to the daughter and fucks her in the ass, and then he fucks her in the vagina and then he fucks her in the ass.

Than he cuts her legs off with a knife and feed them to his dog.
She bleds to death and then he fucks his dog in the ass.

Than he kills the dog with the gun and he walks up to the agent and tosses himelf off.
Pressing his cock against the shocked agants face, smearing it with shit blood and jizz...

And then he walks off, turns of the music, walk back and stand infront of the agent, looking dead serious, and then he goes "TAAAA DAAAA!!!!" Putting hes arms in the air and with the biggest of grins.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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