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Sal's "What's so funny???" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The family is dropped down by swings from the ceiling and sings "Blowin in the Wind". While the Dad strums the guitar with his cock, he breaks a string so his little daughter bites off some of the mom's pubic hairs to replace it.Jealous; the son decides to spread his dog's anus and blow on it while jerking his penis as if he was playing the trombone. The dog cums in the mom's mouth so the screams caused by the picking of her scabs inside of vagina are muffled. The dad bends over his daughter and attempts to stick his penis in her butt but being only nine years old it doesn't fit. His son takes a sledgehammer and whacks it till it shrinks so it can fit so he proceeds to anal her till she bleeds. The son is positioned exactly under her so the blood drips into his mouth. The wife pulls the dad out of the daughter and the dad starts sticking his dick in her ass but since its too small because of the sledge hammer she decides to stink in also a can of lysol. They started fucking too fast that it sparks a fire and blows up the married couple. The son and the dog bring in the agent for a cricle jerk as the daughter bows.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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