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tianyi's "the family circle" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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the father puts his cock into the daughter's ass, the daughter sucks her brother's cock, and boy licks her mom's pussy, and to complete the circle, the mom brings in the dog with a bone, then licks its dick while it licks the father's asshole. Voila, a family circle. The family then spins round and round, performing amazing acrobatic stunts to change the "shape" of the circle into all sorts of things. As a final act, the family rolls like a huge meatball off the stage into the audience and spews cum all over...and shit too, but that's the extra. If you see blood, that is probably the daughter's and or the mom's appetite for hotdogs.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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