hesh n ruman's "pinatas and confetti" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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making their set the family quickly filled the stage with sand.the mother starts to dig a ditch as the father pisses a sea of urine, giving no thought about the mother's life, therefore drowning her. meanwhile the 10 yr old son shaves the dog, he uses teh fur 2 make his sister a murkin(pubic wig). the 5yr old sister wears it teasing the grandad who at the moment is having a bowl of viagra and his mothers condensed breast milk.

suddenly, each family member start to shit a part of a car. the grand mother assembles it fast like some kind of lego toy while blowing bubble gum with vagina farts and carries on chewing by contracting her vaginal muscles.

the daughter is aroused at the sight of the shit covered car and starts to lick clean the car from her families feces and other anal fluids.

while each of the others masturbate to one another, the daughter grates cocunuts into a bucket. she then creeps up to her brother, who is deadly allergic to cocunuts. and completely covers him. the family sit aroun him in a circle, singing christmas carrols, waiting for the finale. the son wrinkles and crackles. the family hold hands and watch as the son explodes releasing years of trapped semen confetti. the daughter is then hung for a celebrations by the grandparents and father. they vigirously start stuffing her ass with candy untill she is full to her mouth turning her into a human pinata.

the grandads viagra fed penis is now hard enough to be used as a bat. he swings using no hands and misses the pinata, smacking the father senseless. he swings again only this time bursting the child open releasing pounds of sweet candy. he stands in the middle holding the father up, shaking the sense back into him.

the grandmother climbs into her own gaping ass, making a wheel and rolling off stage.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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