hesh's "unreal ending" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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the family start to set up. the grandmother performs a headstand naked, in the middle of the stage.the father pulls out a pump pipe out of his ass and fixes it in place in the grandmas vagina. the pipe is connected to a sink. the family then start to act a daily morning routine: the daughter walks to the sink to brush her teeth, she opens the tap to suck up the grandmas vaginal slime juices, she scoops a handfull and gargles to rinse the toothpaste. the mother tosses a roll of barbed wire to her daughter reminding her "don't forget to floss... ...ur ass" the daughter holds each end of the barbed wire placing it between her legs and puls up on it, she violently starts to move back and forward flossing the living shit out of her pussy and anus. big chuncks are chipped off, leaving her privates devoured.

the father at the opposite end of the stage is sat on the ground with his son sat down facing him, naked and lubricated. the father starts to insert 5000 dollars worth of pennies down his sons penis.

the mother stands naked wearing nothing but a camping bag. the grandparents are taken out of the bag in a jar of vinegar,they're pickled shrunken and shriveled, stuck 2gether in missionary position. the mother takes them into the palm of her hand and spits gallons of saliva on them while they absorb it and unshrivel, when they reach the point where they cant absorb anymore they start getting younger, and younger and younger. they turn into two sexually crazed feotuses.

the family gather around a stove and a pan, tossing the two balls of flesh in the pan, watching them sizzle and crispen. the dad grabs the steaming grandparents stuffin one in his son's ass and the other in the daughter's ass. the feotuses cry in the anal caves of children. the father sits at the front of the stage facing the agent and puts each kid on each knee in spanking position. the feotuses gasping for breath poking heads half way out of the asses.

father humms a gradually disappearing low pitched note with the background noise of screams of dying feotuses.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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