Tank's "Pro-Choice Nazi-Crats" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The father starts by hugging and tenderly kissing his 8-months-pregnant wife. The son and daughter carress each other lovingly while petting the dog. Almost immediately, the father lifts up his wife's skirt and pull down her panties. He then bends her over and fucks her while the son and daughter begin sixty-nining each other as the dog licks the father's balls. After the father blows his load all over his wifes swollen belly, he punches her in the face with all his might. As her nose begins to gush blood, he leans forward and locks his lips over her nostrils, sucking up a mouthful of blood and mucous. The son and daughter see this as their cue, and run over to their parents. The son gets on all fours and starts licking his mother's pussy while the dog mounts him and fucks him in the ass. Meanwhile, the daughter sits on her mother's belly, and her father spits her mother's snot-blood into her mouth. The daughter swallows it and begins jumping up and down on her pregnant mother's belly. The father sits on his wife's face facing the daughter, and jacks himself off while the mother licks his asshole. The mother starts to have contractions. Along with the contractions, she starts to piss and shit all over the floor. As the dog eats this up, the son pulls a folded wire coat hanger out of his boot. He straightens it out and shoves it up his mom's vagina and wriggles it around. He finally just shoves his arm into his mother's vagina and starts pulling chunks of fetus out of her and eating it. The daughter gets off of her mother and begins to suck the dog off until the abortion is complete. The entire family stands up, helping the mother because she is weak from loss of blood, and takes a huge group shit on the floor. They use the shit to 'bury' the pieces of fetus that the son hasn't eaten. Then they all get on their knees and, as a group, strangle the dog to death while chanting 'Heil Hitler' to the tune of 'America the Beautiful', followed by a loud 'TA-DA!!!'
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"