a l e x's "sick family fun" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The father, mother and son each take a bow and exit the room. The daughter takes off her pants, and then her thong panties, picks up the family dog then proceeds to make its penis hard. Once the dog gains a fully erect penis, the girl takes out her tampon, which is covered in dried menstrual blood, and puts it onto her ear. She then makes the dog fuck her young bloody cunt. As the dog cums into her, the girl's mother walks back in carrying a whip. She violently beings whipping her daughter as the young girl continues fucking her dog. With each whip crack, the daughter screams and her mother laughs. Soon the daughter's back is lashed and bleeding. The mother being a caring woman, has the daughter stop fucking the dog, lay on the floor face down. The mother quickly strips and unleashes a golden stream of piss onto her daughter’s bloody back. As she finishes peeing, her husband enters and with perfect aim shoves one fist up his wives anus and another up her pussy. His daughter gets into a position where she can jerk her dad off while fisting his anus. Finally the son returns naked and with a butcher knife in each hand. In two whacks, he cuts both of his sister's feet off. He drops both knifes on the floor, takes one foot, inserts it into his sister's bloody vagina and fucks her with her foot. He takes his free hand and shoves the other foot into his mouth, like candy he chews on the foot. The mother orgasm’s reaches for her whip and whips herself as the family dog begins sucking on one of her nipples. The father pukes all over his daughter’s face as he turns his head to see his son eating a foot. The daughter jerks her dad harder as the puke covers her face. Making her dad cum as her brother takes his sister's foot and shoves it up her asshole. She kneels and her mothers butt cheeks touch the girl’s mouth. The father leaves, only to return within seconds with a huge chainsaw. He cuts a hole through his sons back, uses it as a fuck hole for his huge pulsating cock. The family dog's curiously walks to the girls bleeding pussy and licks it. The daughter, takes her bloody dried out tampon on her ear, passes it to her mother, who then eats the tampon. All while she continues to whip herself, and have her daughter eat out her anus. The father finishes fucking the hole in his sons back, reaches into the son’s asshole, and pulls out a shotgun. Which he uses to create more holes in his daughters body. Once he is satisfied, he stands up, bashes in his wife’s head with the gun. Picks up his son by the cock and slams the boy onto the agent’s desk repeatedly. At last, the man picks up his dog, and bows.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"