D'Anthony's "holy shit" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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so the father pulls down his pants spreads his cheeks stick puppy chow in his ass so his inturn starts licking his asshole while the his son is sucking his dick and shitting in his hand and this is solid shit mind and the son breaks it in two and smears one half on his and puts the other half in his sister's pussy while she is licking the mothers asshole then a clown walks in and he's a nigger mind you so he has a giant dick which he is preparing to put in the daughter and she's 10 so of course blood come shooting out of the daughter like a hose all over the place the mother then walks behind a curtain and brings a cat out cuts of the cats head and the father fucks all the holes including the one in the neck and the nig clown fucks the holes in the head then a priest comes in lifts up his robe and just shits a gigantic puddle of muddy diarea shit and the son starts rolling around in it and and starts fucking his sister going ass to mouth then an 80 year old monk come in and just starts fucking the daughter while he is punching her in the face and banging her head on the stage then he takes a shit in her mouth then she spits it the fathers mouth who then swallows it then two migets come in and starts covering their dicks in shit so one miget starts fucking the mother with a dick covered in shit and the other midget brings in a dying woman who they shot in the stomach so the nig,the monk,and the miget fucks the woman in all the holes while she's dying then the son comes and fucks the bullet hole then vomits in the woman's pussy and in her mouth so then every one gets up starts pissing on each other then they start shitting on each other then a satanist comes in and somdimzes the priest then blows his load on the monk then starts eating out the dogs ass the dog then shits in the satanist's mouth the nig clown starts blowing the dog then bites off the dogs dick and makes the son eat it so then every one start vomiting on the woman a has already died but then the agent for some reason gets up pulls his pants down blows the nig clown chops off his dick covers it shit,piss,blood,vomit puts it in the mother's and daughter's pussy slaps the monk and the preist with it then sodomizes the sataist then sticks it back in his own ass and jacks of then every one starts cumming and shitting on each other so every one is covered in shit and cum the manger put his clothes on sits back down and everyone takes a bow and in unison says tadaaaa

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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