Lainey Frank's "No Gays In Scouting, Just 'Aristocrats!'" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The Dad and Son pull off thier coats to reveal: scouting uniforms. The son says 'Scoutmaster. Will you show me how to pitch a tent?' The Dad says "Sure!' and turns the boy around to look at the Mom and Sis, who are now naked and on pogo sticks, titties flying, yelling 'fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!' their breasts fly up and down as they jump. The Dad and Son now turn back to the agent, both with visible erections. 'Theres your tent, Boy!' the man nods at his sons crotch ' mine is a 2 man with a zipper front, and yours is a pup-tent!' at this, the son pulls off his shorts and falls to his knees to suck off his dad. His mom lays behind him, smoking a cigarette and somehow queefing large smoke rings from her pussy, while the sister farts 'who let the dogs out'. the mom starts popping shit covered marshamallows out of her ass through the smoke rings, then she queefs a BIG smoke ring and grunts as a small shit covered dog in a girl scout uniform flys out of her ass, through the smoke ring, and starts licking the sons boner.
the daughter then gets on all fours and starts to blow her dad, while the dog licks the brothers wang and the Mom sits on the boys face, spreads her daughters cheeks and starts to toss her salad. The daughter looks up and says 'what kind of scouts are you?' the Dad smiles and says 'Webelo' or 'weee-blow' the daughter starts to laugh and cum comes out her nose. They all cum and then turn to look at the dog dressed like a girl scout who has crapped about 20 piles all over the Agents office. 'Hey, that girl scout is selling her cookies!' yells the mom. 'All she has left is these chocolate ones!' The Dad then bends over and starts straining out a constant fart stream, while the Son twirls a stick in and out of his Dads asshole. There it is! a spark! The Son & Daughter blow until Dads ass flames up, While Mom gathers up the dog shit 'girl scout cookies' and the shit covered marshamallows she shot out of her ass earlier. 'S'mores!' the kids yell happily. They gather around Dads flaming bunghole and start eating. The Son says 'These taste like shit!' His sister laughs again and some old cum and smegma comes out her nose. a
As the campfire turns to embers, and Dad starts screaming in pain, The rest of the family gather round and bend over. They put Kazoos in their assholes and play 'America, the beautiful'. as the last notes die away, They all turn and bow.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"