Bill B's "Insane Smoking Clown Carpenters" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The father and son tear off their pants, zip on leather gimp masks and throw their cocks onto the agent's desk. The mother and daughter appear in clown make-up, naked with blood soaked tampons protruding from their hairy, crusty, heavily menstruating cunts and proceed to drive six inch nails through the heads of both men's rock hard dicks and into the desk. The mother and daughter then grab several pieces of paper from the agent's hand and make numerous paper cut incisions at the tips of both men's bleeding, pulsating, nailed wangs. The dog jumps on the desk and begins licking and nibbling the limp bloody cocks as the mother and daughter rip the piercings out of their nipples, throw their rancid used tampons on the desk and grind their bloody tits and pussies together slathering each other with bloody menstrual clots and pieces of torn nipple. The father and son grab the used blood soaked tampons and swallow them whole then rip their nailed cocks off the desk, splitting each unit down the middle. Each man then simultaneously regurgitates the blood soaked tampons as well as their lunch of creamed corn and chili on the women's acne covered backs. The mother and daughter then each take half of each split cock in their mouth as each man urinates in their expectant mouths while the dog ass-fucks the daughter from behind. The mother and daughter then scoop up the regurgitated tampons, creamed corn and chili from their backs and smear it on the dog's pink crayon. The women lick it off his dog-dick while the two men smoke cigarettes and watch the dog choke to death on the two blood soaked tampons he tried to swallow whole.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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