dolawite's "The most beautiful thing in the world." Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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well sir the act is my wife & I come out on stage completely nake you know starkers you see and well we hold hand and take a bow and then our son and duaghter come out and do the same then my daughter says "daddy will you plese bring me to orgasm and I say of course dear and she lays down on stage and I gently plase my penis into her vagina and slowly she starts to moan and the I start to mor viguriously have sex with her and with every thrust she screams "I love you daddy" whilst this is happening my wife & son are mutualy masterbating each other and right before I cum I pull out and cum on her ass hole and my son begins to fuck her up the ass using my cum for lube and just as he starts to come he sprays his cum on my ass my wife uses a strapo on me useing my sons cum as lube and from prostate stimulation I ejaculate without orgasm spraying on my sons ass and after my asshole cums I become hard again and begin fucking him up the ass using my own cum as lube and while I'm fucking him my wife and daughter 69 each other until i cum inside my sons a-hole and then we all collapse from all the plesure and our dog comes out on stage and laps up all the cum and other liquids of coitus and my son jacks off the dog and as it shoots out my daughter catches it in her mouth just as a rim shot badum booms and wife & daughter scream "I LOVE YOU DADDY" while kicking my son & I in the balls and grabing there pussies in a way that looks painfull but brings them both to sqirting orgasm into my mouth from my daughter and my sons mouth from my wife then I stick my dick up my wife and son up daughter and wife & daughter make out and the theatre goes black.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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