Samuel's "fucking sick" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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well first off me and my family walk on stage, as naked as the day we were born, we don't hang around and I ( the father) take my 6 month old daughter, break her hyman with a quick flick of the wrist, its all in the wrist, then proceed to fuck the shit out of her new born cunt. Whilst this is going on my 7 year old son gets to work on my wife, he seperates her legs like he's been doing it for years and starts to peel the vd scabs off and eat them as if they were sweets afterwards he takes out the used tampon that has been in my wifes vile orafice for a good week and starts to mop all the green puss that has accumulated behind the scabs and sucks it like a lolly pop. Then my 6 month old daughter and 7 year old son make love just like in the movies, dripping anal cunt destruction to be presice, and i go to work on the little lady i start off with a little clitoral massage using hammer and chisel, at this point i call on the family pooch, a 15 stone rotwiler to come and fuck my wifes ass whilst i and the kids piss, shit, puke and come all over her and the dog. then we bring out a little black girl, nail her to a cross and set her on fire whilst wearing our kkk uniforms, we dont burn her to death let her down and me and my whole family proceed to eat her vital organs, we then drain all the blood, shit, piss, sick, puss, come, anal juices and what ever else we can find put it all in a bath tub and we all get in and have a mass orgy of sex toys, cocks, pussys, bondage gear, very artistic, and for the finally we all drink the 'bath water' through straws until the bath is clean as a whistle.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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