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Orange Box Man's "Stop me if you've heard this one." Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father pulls out a tiny video monitor and places it sideways on the agent’s desk where they can both see it.
On the monitor, is the act…
The family comes out from behind a curtain dressed as an ever-so-slightly cheesier-looking family. The son is dressed as a talent agent, sitting at a desk on a stage set with a door marked ‘ TALENT AGENCY’.
The lights come up, some recorded ‘comedy’ music fades in and the act begins…

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father pulls out a tiny video monitor and places it sideways on the agent’s desk where they can both see it.
On the monitor, is the act…
The family comes out from behind a curtain dressed as an ever-so-slightly cheesier-looking family. The son is dressed as a talent agent, sitting at a desk on a stage set with a door marked ‘ TALENT AGENCY’.
The lights come up, some recorded ‘comedy’ music fades in and the act begins…

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father pulls out a tiny video monitor and places it sideways on the agent’s desk where they can both see it.
On the monitor, is the act…
The family comes out from behind a curtain dressed as an ever-so-slightly cheesier-looking family. The son is dressed as a talent agent, sitting at a desk on a stage set with a door marked ‘ TALENT AGENCY’.
The lights come up, some recorded ‘comedy’ music fades in and the act begins…

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father pulls out a tiny video monitor and places it sideways on the agent’s desk where they can both see it.
On the monitor, is the act…
The family comes out from behind a curtain dressed as an ever-so-slightly cheesier-looking family. The son is dressed as a talent agent, sitting at a desk on a stage set with a door marked ‘ TALENT AGENCY’.
The lights come up, some recorded ‘comedy’ music fades in and the act begins…

Suddenly the talent agent says ‘I’ve seen enough’, turns off the video monitor and stares, horrified at the family, pale and paralyzed with something indescribable, just beyond existential terror.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

Suddenly the talent agent says ‘I’ve seen enough’, turns off the video monitor and stares, horrified at the family, pale and paralyzed with something indescribable, just beyond existential terror.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

Suddenly the talent agent says ‘I’ve seen enough’, turns off the video monitor and stares, horrified at the family, pale and paralyzed with something indescribable, just beyond existential terror.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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