RM's "The SF experience!" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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So the father nods stands up straight and takes a deep breath. The mother then turns to the father walks over to him and kicks him straight in testicles. Before he falls to his knees he punches his wife in the face.

The daughter comes over and pulls down her fathers pants and starts sucking his balls and jacking him off. While the son runs over to his mom and starts licking up the blood that's coming out of her nose.

The dog starts getting excited and tries humping the father's leg, so the father reaches down and starts jacking off the dog.

Now the mother pulls the son's pants down and starts sucking his cock, and biting it, then sucking it, then biting it. The father gets up and rips the cloths off of his daughter. He pulls out the tampon, which is blood, and tosses it behind him. Then he starts fucking his daughter in the ass.

I should mention that the father's dick healed from the kick and was now fully erect. The father has a cock about 10 inches long, so that when it penetrates his daughter she screams as it rips through her ass hole.

The mother than goes around to the back of her son and starts blowing his ass hole. At the same time she is jerking him off, so as to give him the "rusty trombone." She sits on the ground with her legs spread out.

Suddenly the dog runs over and starts fucking the wife.

The son can't handle anymore so he starts to cum. He runs over to his sister and cums in her mouth. The father is also about to cum and he runs over to his mother and cums in her mouth.

The mother lays down on the ground, and remember the dog is still fucking her, and the father stands over her. Suddenly the father starts pissing in her mouth. The son comes over and lays next to the mother. The daughter squats over her brothers face and starts pissing on him.

The dog goes to lap up the piss and the mother starts sucking the dogs dick. Suddenly the dog gets excited and cums in her mouth. She swallows the cum and continues sucking the dogs dick. It strains the dog so much that it takes a shit on her face.

The daughter and father look at each other and smile. They both turn around and then start shitting all over the son and mother. They both must have drank alot of milk shakes or eaten Taco Tico in Wichita, Kansas because their shit was runny diahrea. It splashed all over and into the mouths of the son and mother.

Then the daughter layed down on the mother and started rubbing her pussy up against hers. The dad kneeled down and started slapping his dick against his son's.

Then they all layed down flat and started rolling around in the shit and piss, so that they were all covered in shit in piss. The dad accidently rolls over onto the dog and kills him.

The dog now limp and lifeless is picked up by the son, who begins fucking the dead shit and piss covered dog.

Then the daughter starts licking up the shit thats still in the asshole of her father.

Upon swalling a chunk of shit the daughter gags and throws up. This sets off a chain reation with everyone and they all throw up on each other.

They then become horny again and the dad starts fucking the mother and the son starts fucking the daughter. They do all this while rolling around in the shit, cum, piss, throw up and blood. Remember the blood is coming from the daughters clit, the mother's nose, and the dead dog that the son fucked.

So they are all fucking each other and they are all covered in piss, cum, shit, blood, throw up, and they are sweating too.

So the dad and son pull out as they are about to cum. They both run over to the dead dog and start jerking off. The mother and daughter quickly run over and start masterbating over the dog as well. So all four of them stand in a circle over this crushed, lifeless, shit, cum, piss, blood, sweat, and throw up covered dog, masterbating.

Amazingly all at the EXACT same time they all cum right on the dog. Completely changing the color of his coat to that milky white color. Although only for a second because then the piss, blood, and shit change the colors of the cum.

Once they do this they all then jump in the air, spin around toward the talent agent and when they land they all say,


For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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