catadjuster R's "team aristocrat omaha RnK" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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well first my wife starts sucking my sons unusually large cock while i fuck the dog my daughter is eating the ass of her brother and then just as my son is about to cum he pulls out shoots his cum all over his sisters ass then as i am leaning over to lick the cum off my daughters ass my wife starts fisting me and my son in the ass while i continue to fuck the dog i started to fuck the dog which we call sanchez so hard he shits on my cock and the floor its everywhere so now my daughter is sucking the shit off my dick and wiping sanchez all over her face i looked at her she was loving it so i start to ass fuck my daughter and as i fill her cunt with white hot lava my wife begins felching my daughter as my son is now sucking the sanchez red rocket as my wife sees this she starts to vomit profusely all over the stage my daughter stands up what cum was left in her ass is now falling from her pussy it is mixed in with the vomit cum then sanchez starts to eat the vomit and my son and the dog are rolling around in it i then start to ass fuck my son but as i thrust in to him you hear his ass rip from my cock he is now bleeding all over my cock it is getting every where my family and i are all covered in shit vomit blood and my wife and daughter start pissing all over the floor my wife slips and breaks her neck she cant move so i start fucking her in the ass my son is fucking his mother in the cunt while my daughter is sitting on her face and sanchez is still licking up the piss shit vomit and blood as we all at the same time have a family orgasam i get off my wife my son and daughter drag her off stage sanchez and i take a bow and

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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