colonelHill's "Military arms" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The family takes off their clothes. The son is already erect but the father masterbates a little to get in the mood. The agent look amused. The Dad lays on his back with his soldier sticking in the air. His 14 year old daughter gets on top and starts riding him like a horse. The Son stretches his arm and then sticks his dick in the fathers mouth. The mother rubs her sons genitals the walks over to the agent. She is sexy and massages the agents pants. The whips it out,she gives him a blow job. He leans back in his chair trying not to ejaculate so soon. Just then the door opens. Uncle Jeff walks in wearing nothing but an army helmet. The family lines up on the wall standing straight. Whats going on here he shouts "this is the worst cordinated act I've ever seen" He walks over to the mother and says drop down give me 10 so she sucks him 10 times as fast as she can. THats more like he demands. He raises his helmet revealing a small american flag. He takes and tells the the daughter to bend over. He places it in her ass and she squeals aliitle bit, she enjoys it. He walks up behind the son, and from behind massages his genitals. The kid moans,you two he demands get involved. The dad mounts the mom against the wall, she orgasms and he grunts. The daughter then rolls over the dog, and jacks him off. The uncle throws the son down and seemingly raopes him. The Daughter who is now giving the dog a blow job, walks over and squats overher brothers face. He fingers her hole a while before she starts to piss in his mouth. The dad fucking the mom as hard as he can until blood runs down the back of her leg. He removes his dick and slings the poop from it across the room. They line up again Dad facing Daughter mother facing son. The mother gives the son a blow job, and the daughter sucks her Dads cock. The uncle starts masterbating. The three men stop get close to the desk. Their pupils dilated with a funny look on their face. Aim shouts the uncle. They started taping the tips of their cocks. Fire and they ejaculate all over the asgents desk. They line up. Ta-Da says the father.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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