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J's "Fun with babies" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The mother has two baby boys in her arms. "They're my sister's children" she explains and then sets the two of them on the floor. First the boys stare at each other for a few seconds, before they begin to take off their clothes, and begin to stroke each other's cocks. The baby dicks lengthen to about four inches each, before they begin blowing each other in a 69 position.

While the babies blow each other, the rest of the family is already naked, with father and 15 year old son taking turns farting into mother's face, as she kneels in her submissive position. After each fart, she huffs their fumes, enjoying the aromas from their assholes, with a little ass-butter sprinkling her face, as the son rips a big one. After some smelly fun, both of them take a watery, corn-filled shit onto her face, as she holds out her tongue.

Satisfied, the father and son begin masturbating over the fucking babies. It was just couple of hours ago, when they each ate a bucket of asparagus and washed it down with two liters of tap water, so they're ready to blow their large, yet smelly and bitter-tasting loads over the fucking babies. The smell doesn't ever bother the tikes, as they continue to suck. They maintain their rhythm, even as the mother squats over them and pisses.

The father turns to his daughter, who sits in her wheelchair, drooling over herself. He tips the chair forward, sending the retard crashing face first into the ground and begins to fuck her in the ass. After she finishes pissing, the mother picks up the pet dog, a Jack Russell, and begins to suck him off. The dog cums in her mouth and then she spits it onto the unconscious retard's face. The father pulls out to give his wife a brown mustache. The mother turns away, screaming "I wouldn't be caught dead like that!" The father says "Think again, bitch!" before he takes a nearby hammer and smacks it against her forehead. The father is in a really bad mood, so he bashes in the retard's head as well.

The son sees the carnage and begins to weep like a sentimental pussy. "At last, I can have you all to myself!" he moans, as he bends over to receive his father's massive cock. While getting fucked, the son reaches behind to rub under his dad's balls. The father screams, "Stop it, fag!" and bashes the back of his son's head in with the hammer.

After all that, the babies are still alive, sucking each other off, in a puddle of stinking cum and piss. The dog is now resting peacefully on his mat, content after his messy blowjob. Disgusted, the father takes a large sledge hammer and smashes the fucking babies Gallagher-style, with blood, guts, and all sorts of fluids spraying the agent. The dog is now awake, as he rushes over to lick the fluids off the agent's face.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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