scar's "filthy adult" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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the father steps forward and says for your amusement and promptly takes out his cock whilst the mother lifts her skirt removes her tampon and smears it all over her face and then French kisses the daughter whilst the boy starts to fuck the dogs ass the father then proceeds to piss over the dog as the boy shots his load over the dogs back the mother then is grabbed by the father and forced to felch the dogs ass the father then grabs the daughter lifts her up and shoves in tongue into her pussy the boy then fucks his father up the ass whilst the cum smeared dog licks the dripping blood from the mothers pussy as the son comes again they form a quick pyramid with the dog on the top with the tampon hanging out of his mouth to the sound of them all going "ta da"
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"