lykewoahima14yearoldgirl's "A Tribute to Shock Sites" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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"First," the father says, the teenage daughter steps up and begins to play the trombone, "my daughter gives my son a Rusty Trombone."

The son pulls down his pants in front of the daughter and stretches his asshole. She starts to lick his rust hole and does a reach around, pulling on his enormous cock.

The man's wife pulls off her skirt to reveal another enormous penis and penetrates her husband's anus. She thrusts back and forth and jerks her penis out, covered in shit. Expertly flicking her cock, she gives him a full Dirty Sanchez, even going so far as to give him mutton chops and eyebrows.

"Now, Gram Gram comes in." he said, and a skinny old woman with a huge grin on her face burst through the wall. The husband, the son, and the hermaphrodite mother start to fuck Gram Gram in every hole possible, while she fist fucks the daughter.

The son fucks the old woman in the ass so hard her heart explodes, and they begin to nibble on her dead body. They soon resort to fucking her nostrils, ear canals, and her belly button.

Meanwhile, the daughter, who is still penetrated by the dead Gram Gram's fist, picks up their tiny Labradoodle and shoves her hand into his ass, pulling him inside out and stretching it over her head like a ski mask. She lays down and spreads her legs apart, shooting ping pong balls out of her cooter into her mother's mouth.

Now, both the husband and wife pick up the son and attempt to shove him up their daughter's cunt, reverse pregnancy style, but his head is too big. So the husband bites off the little boy's huge cock and flings it out the window.

They finish by taking a hot steamy all over the mother, who goes tub girl by sticking her ass up in the air and blowing a mass of orange diarrhea in the shape of a fountain into all of their mouths, even the daughter, who bit a hole in the reversed dog's skin.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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