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Genteel's "White dragon" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father punches the son in the face and tells him to get to work, the son immediately bends over
the daughter (who is mentally retarded), lifts up her skirt and starts fucking her.

The mother opens up a holdall and pulls out a 14" simulated black phallus, straps it on, and starts fucking the son in the ass whilst screaming "do you like that cock, I bet you wish it was a real cock don't you you little faggot", while all this is happening the father is violently forcing the dog into his wifes ass, and once it's firmly wedged up there he puts on a studded leather glove and starts fisting it. The daugher works her way round so they are all in a circle and starts forcing her left leg up the dads asshole so they are united in a fucked up merry-go-round of incest.

The father jerks violently to one side using all his weight to break and sever the daughters leg,
then pulls out of the dog, extracts the severed leg from his ass and starts battering his wife
around the head with it, this arouses the mother so much she has a massive squirting orgasm coveringthe stage with girlcum causing her to slip and fall forcing the dog entirely into her asshole. The son turns around, grabs her by the hair and starts fucking her in the mouth. He punches her in the stomach so hard the dog is violently ejected from her ass and hits the father in the face knocking him unconscious.

The mother squats over the unconscious father and starts laying a massive turd. This causes the son to blow his load and the father, who has come round due to the turd, realises the situation and donkey punches his wife in the back of the head causing her to snort and accomplish white dragon.
While the dog is eagerly licking up the sprayed cum and vaginal juices from the sons cock and balls, the daughter hobbles on her bleeding stump round behind the dog and starts jacking it off into a shot glass.

As soon as the dog has cum the father forces the daughter down on the floor, puts the dog in position to mount her, positions his wife behind the dog so she's fucking it in the ass with the strapon and starts nailing his son in the ass who in turn slips one up the mother. As they all stand in a line like this the daughter downs the shot of dog-cum, gargles with it for a second then spits it up in the air in a final triumphant fountain
type display while they all raise their hands in the air and go "TaDa"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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