Mary's "Guest starring: Shamondo" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The father rips everyone's clothes off and the daughter bites off his foreskin and starts chewing it like bubble gum. She stuffs the dog's asshole with the foreskin and the dog starts shitting through his mouth. The family's baby girl is brought in by a gay Jewish black man in a wheelchair called Shamondo, and then he leaves.
The father starts fucking the baby girl, but the baby is so small or the father's cock is so big that the baby covers all of his dick, so the father decides to use the baby girl as a condom. Meanwhile, the mother starts rubbing her cunt on her retarded son's gigantic forehead while the son fingers her asshole while singing Barry Manilow's "Oh, Mandy." The daughter and the dog start feeling left out, so the father fucks his daughter up the ass, still using the baby as a rubber, while the dog licks the zits on the father's back. It arouses him so that he starts fucking the father up the ass while the father still fucks his daughter.
The mother cums on her retarded son's forehead and as the cunt juice spills down his face he licks it off and starts yelling, "Angel juice, Angel juice!" The mother pulls the dog off the father so she can fist-fuck him while the daughter licks her retarded brother's limp cock. They all cum at the same time, and they cum so hard that they crap all over each other. Then, the retarded son gathers all the shit, piss and cum and starts stuffing it up the girl's ass, and it's so much crap that it starts coming out of her mouth. Then Shamondo comes in again and sucks the shit out of the daughter - through her nipples - and throws up over the father's hairy belly. The retarded son rubs his forehead on the father's belly and the dog licks all the filth from his face, then lifts his leg and takes a piss in the mother's cunt. The whole family wave Shamondo good-bye and turn to the talent agent with a loud "ta-da!"
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"