cumshot's "why its good not to cum hard" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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first the dad walks in with the mother and start doing it doggy style.tthen the emo son comes in with the daughter and starts slitting the wrist of the hand hes jakking off with. the son grabs his dad off his mom and gives her a wristy-nine(a 69 while slitting wrists). the dad grabs a knife from his asshole and starts stabbing the daughter with the shitty blade. the father grabs the dead daughter and starts cumming in the dead body. the mom goes over to get the dog so she could suck the dogs cock. the son walks over to the dad pushes him on the ground and gives him a maussagge with a happy ending.the dad grabs the son and shoots his load up into the air like a broken fire hydren. and drowns the kid with his cum. the mother kills the dog by sticking it up her vagina. the mother grabs the phone and calls the chicken place for some food. while the delivery boy is driveing the car he starts cumming to a playboy he found he accidently got his load on the chicken. the chicken guy rings the door bell. the mother grabs him and him the father and her have a 3 way the father fucked her so hard it started to bleed.the dad threw the mom out of the way so he could cum on the delivery guy.after he is done he cleans up all the guts and starts puking on them while fingering the mother. the mother saw the mess and started puking on the fathers dick. the chicken guy ran off. the dad grabs a 400 pound man and a 89 year old grandma and starts fingering the old lady while fisting the 400 pound man the mother goes under the grandma to catch her pussy juice in her mouth. they all have a ciggarette after the 4 way and the 400 pound man pulls out his gun and kills the old lady the father and the mother. the 400 pound man brings the old lady home. he starts masturbating while watching little kids outside. the 400 pound man cums to death.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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