^_^'s "hmm" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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so the father and the son start to jack off and jack each other of, kind of mezmarizing

they then start to spin around and it is the daughters job to lick there ass cracks as they come around, then the father starts to do a shit on the daughters face while the son dose it into her vagina

the daughter is left there coverd in shit fingering herself when the mother and the grandmother come on, the mother licks the daughter clean while the grand mother fists her

then the father comes back on with the baby, he puts the baby up them others vagina while the daughter and son start having anal sex, blood and shit flying every were! the grand mother has a boil on her back that bursts! then the father stars to fuck the baby while its inside the mothers vagina, while the grand mother eats out the son's ass while he fingers her, the mother, father, grandmother, son and daughter now all take it turns to drnech the baby in cum

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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