Madman Poostain.'s "Muslim Mayhem." Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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Mohammed, a rabbi and a troupe of syphillitic prostitutes carrying a large wooden crate go into a Talent Agent's office and say they have an act he really ought to see. Despite his understandable misgivings the Talent Agent tells them to go ahead and show him what they've got.
So they all strip off and, after introducing the diseased whores as his wives, Mohammed drops down onto his hands and knees and starts sucking hungrily on the rabbi's cock whilst the rabbi,waving an Israeli flag in one hand, repeatedly slaps Mohammed's face with the sole of his dog shit encrusted shoe.
Meanwhile, as some of Mohammed's wives speed-drink bottles of beer and take it in turns to tongue the rabbi's anus, the others climb up on top of the wooden crate and masturbate each other with giant salami sausages whilst singing a spirited rendition of 'The Star Spangled Banner'.
As he shoots his load into Mohammed's mouth the rabbi shits himself and those wives not enthusiastically licking it up off the floor gather round their husband and urinate on him yelling "Mohammed, piss be upon you!"
Mohammed, his mouth ringed with Semite-smeg and still dripping the Jew-jism he hadn't managed to swallow, reaches out with his left hand, picks a bacon sandwich up off the shit-splattered floor and, pausing only to take a bite out of it, looks over his shoulder and shouts "Release the pig!"
At this signal the wives sitting spread-legged on the wooden crate slide back the bolts on the box and a huge boar, driven crazy with lust by the familiar stench of their cunts, bursts into the room, his corkscrew cock twitching in eager anticipation. Seeing Mohammed's pouting arsehole in front of him the pig rushes forward and begins mounting him vigorously, his porky penis gliding into Mohammed's haemorrhoidy ring-piece with practiced ease as the assembled wives, in drunken unison, proclaim:"Behold, the mounting comes to Mohammed".
"That's one hell of an act you've got there" says the Talent Agent,"what do you call it?"
" The Allah-Ackbar-ocrats."

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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