pokey's "once in a life time show." Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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"First i walk on stage with a hook through my bellend and a pience of string leading off stage. i pick up my dog who is already on stage and start to swing it around by it shind legs ad i bulid momentum i fall over launching the dog into the lighting system. Asi fall the string get pulled yanking my wife who is hook on the other end by her tits onstage.
She pulls a seris of hooks and wiresd as i get up and the kids fly on stage with freshly made hook hole in there genitals. We then all sit down and start resiting the book of reverlation backwords in hewbrew. I then unhook my self and wick up a claw hammer and start beating my 4 yr old sons skull a part. i use the hook to wrench his head of as i piss in his smashed skull, i offer the piss and force my wife and dughter to drink it.
my wife then reveal she has a dick and forces it down my daughters mouth and cums hard. my daughter starts to drown in her mums cums as i smah a bottle over my wifes head and fishingmy stamping on my daughter cause cum and brains to go every where. i stand to take a bow as the dog fall from the lighting and its rib cage take my face off.
it will be a once in a life time show i promise you.*
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"