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piko's "jesus pissed off" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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" i dress in the robe of jesus and i bend over, my wife comes on stage and puts a dentist drill up my arse. i scream with pain as blood spins over my shooked son and daughter. i get angry and start to stangle the 3yr old boy and break his neak over my wifes back.
i then turn to my 5 year old daughter and put my 18 inch dildo in ther arse. after a minute or two she splits in two.

my wife (who is pregnant with my next xchild) finaly get up ad i stick the claw shaft of a claw hammer in her womb and rip out the child and bite a hole in it head. i then drown my dying wife with its brains.

i take a bow and then shoot my dog.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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