Ad Libitum's "Gory mess." Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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first my wife comes out singing the dutch national anthem. Then my dog comes out and starts humping my wife. After he shot his wad in her cunt he throws up in her face then my daughter joins them and licks her face clean while shitting on the dog.

Then my son appears dancing like Rudolf Nurejev and with a salto he lands, dick first, in my daughter. That's wenn I come on stage riding a bike blindfolded and with my balls honking the horn. I stop and start to bash up the dog. My son smears his jism in my daughters face and scats violently on the bloody remains of the now dead dog.

My wife starts eating the bowels of the dog when my daughter starts fistfucking my rectum. I for my part sing "praise the lord" while I suck my son's dick and stuff the bloody dog up my wifes cunt which makes her cum wildly. Screaming aloud she cracks my daughter's skull and rubs her brain all over her pussy.

My son abuses my daughters corpse and I pee over all of them while skippeting and screaming madly. My wife rolls through the blood, piss, semen and shit which causes her a fatal heart attack. This turns my son on again and he shoves his cock up my ass and fondles my balls. After I come I snap his neck, rape the corpse, do a double salto, land on my knees, breaking my knee caps and finally bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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