Brett Marlowe's "Bloody Family" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The son and the father get things started when the son takes out a knife and slits open his father's scrotum. His father, weeping in pain, is then useless to stop the small boy from sticking his entire arm up the father's asshole. Meanwhile the daughter starts to munch at the mother's furry twat. The mother, so disgusted with her daughter's performance, snaps the dog's spine and starts choking the daughter with the dog's intestines. While she is unable to breath, the mother sticks her entire leg up the girl's vagina and yells," this is how you do it you little cunt!" The father and son, so taken by the mother's actions, decide to kill that bitch and they each start having their way with her. The son bites open a hole in the mother's neck and starts fucking it until blood is shooting 10 feet into the air. Meanwhile the father slit open her stomach and began fucking the hell out of her intestines. Then the father takes the dog's corpse and he begins shoving it up the mother's vagina until he can see it popping out of her ovaries. The girl, having freed herself from her mother's grasp, knocks the brother down and takes the biggest shit of her life into his small, foaming mouth. The Mother then loads the dog into her vagina like a canon and shoots it at the unsuspecting family, killing them all instantly.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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