Myrealname's "Dead Fetus Crying Son Extravaganza" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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So a family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, a pregnant mother, a ten year old daughter and a five year old son.

The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, my family has an amazing act. We know if you let us perform it for you, you'll want to sign us."

The talent agency says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts, they're too cutesy."

Then the mother says, "Please sir, if you just give us two minutes we know you'll love our act."

So the talent agent says, "Fine, you've got two minutes."

The family jumps into action. All of them rip off their own clothes. Then the father kicks the mother in the stomach, pushing the unborn baby

half way out of the mothers vagina. The mother than lays down and the daughter rides the dead fetus in the reverse cowgirl position.

The son then crawl through the fathers legs from behind, and lifts his ass in the air for his dad to fuck.

While the father fucks the son, he slowly shuffles over to position his sons face so he can lick the dead fetus that his sister is fucking.

The daughter then clenches her vagina with the fetus head inside, and stands up, removing the fetus from her mother, and pulling out the umbilical cord.

The bent over son, then lifts his head to bite the umbilical cord, separating the mother and daughter. The father then pushes the son off his dick, and sticks his fist in the mothers vagina. He rips out a handful of afterbirth and holds it out for the mother to eat from his palm. The son then fucks the dead fetus in the ass while it is still partially in his sisters vagina. When the mother is done eating the afterbirth she pukes in the middle of the floor.

The father and mother start making out while the two kids lick up the puke from the ground.

The daughter then removes the fetus from her vagina and starts shoving it up the fathers asshole.

The five year old boy then sticks his head in his mothers uterus, while his dad licks his asshole. The son starts to sufficate, and his legs start flailing.

He shits all over his fathers face right before he passes out. The father pulls the boys head out of the mother, and his face is all blue. He then gives him mouth to mouth, with shit still all over his face. The daughter then pulls the shit covered fetus out of her fathers ass and throws it into a trashcan in the corner of the room.

She quickly returns and the mother and daughter starts scissoring on the floor. The boy regains consciousness and the father helps him back on his feet.

The father then bends over and bights the son's dick off. Blood shoots everywhere and the boy falls on the ground. The father chews the penis while he pisses all over his crying, bleeding son. Eventually the father swallows, and then he says, "Tada!"

The talent agent sits behind his desk quietly. After a few seconds he says, "That's a hell of an act, but now that you bit off your son's penis, how are you supposed to perform it again?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats. ...wait what?"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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