smalltony's "the son comes out the worst!!" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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the son lays down and closes his eyes, as if asleep. the dad gestures as if he's entering a door very slowly, almost creeping he makes his way over to the boy and curls up next him, then out of the blue he takes out his cock and stars slapping the boy in the face with it the boy opens his with a look of excitement and deepthroats the dad, the mother comes along in a long evening dress pulls up her skirt to reveal the daughter under it munching on her cunt like a porn star, with her tiny little hands(both mind) she fists the mother(up to the elbows in mommy cunt, then the boy stars to double fist the daughter up the ass while the dad double fists the son, then they all pull out at the same time and thats when daughter and the son shit everywhere so the dad starts eating the sons ass and shit with it and the mom starts eating the daughters ass, shit n all. intermission: the audience get a chance to use the toilet and grab some food. second act begins with the dad eating out the daughter while she has her period, dad pukes and comes at the same time all over the daughters face and in her mouth. enter the dog. the dog gets sucked off by the son who is inexperienced at sucking dog dick and nips the cock with his teeth the dog bites the boys cock off drops it on the floor and then mommy shoves it in her pussy and squirts fountains of come all over the floor which the dog laps up, then the daughter get a final violent ass raping from the dog they all stand up except for the boy who is bleeding heavily from the crotch area, take a bow and thats it finished.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"