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Soo Chang Hao's "Cootie Magic" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father then whistled to the dog which immediately jumped across the agent's desk, picks up the agent's pocket-watch right off his shirt pocket with its jaws and in one audible gulp, swallows it. Furious with this turn of events, the agent was close to throwing the entire outfit out of his office until the father piped up, “Relax, the show's only just begun."

His teenage daughter then took the pooch in her arms and in one swift movement, stuck the canine's dick into her mouth. After a minute of non-stop huffing, puffing and a whole lot of sucking, the dog gives a slight whimper and Roxie's cheeks bulged up, apparently filled with the dog's load. She then stuck two fingers into her cheeks and VOILA! Pulls out a metal chain on which the agent's pocket watch was dangling & dripping with doggie cum!

The agent couldn't believe what he saw right there and then. But the father just stood there coolly and said, "And we're only getting warmed up over here!" He whistles again and the good ol' pooch swallows the pocketwatch in another large gulp. The man then calls out to both his son & daughter to get in the show. As usual, the girl proceeded to giving the dog a blowjob but this time, his son hiked up under his sister's skirt and proceeded to give her a good "tongue lashing". After what seemed an interminably long minute, the dog started whimpering, louder than before while the brother continued licking and fingering his moaning, groaning sister. Just as the dog reached its climax, the daughter arches her head up, swallows the entire load deposited in her mouth, and gives a moan of ecstasy. And in what seemed like an even more unreal moment, the son sticks his entire hand up his sister's coot and VOILA! Fishes out the agent's pocketwatch!

The agent was flabbergasted at this point, but before he could say anything, the father pipes up, “And now, for the GRAND FINALE!" With that, he and his wife got into the act. This time, while his daughter was sucking on the dog's boner, his son continues to lick & finger the bejeezus out of his sister, mom went on to suck on the son's cock while dad got into position to kiss the beaver. This went on for a good 2 minutes and then it happened. The dog came in the daughter's mouth, the daughter swallows and has an orgasm, the son then swallows the pocketwatch before climaxing in his mother's mouth, after which mom swallows the entire load before orgasming and depositing the agent's pocketwatch right into the waiting fingers of the father. TA-DAAAAAH!!!

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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