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newt's "Shit room of death" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The agent has no legs but stands up on his stumps on his chair.
The father sits on the agents desk and squeeks out a long sizzling fart.
The agent unzips his fly and takes out his balls leaving his cock in his pants. He then pulls up his zipper ripping off his balls.
The father starts to fart again with another sqeaky sizzling fart which sputters and then he starts shitting. He's still sitting and the shit's sqeaking out and smothering around as the dad rubs his ass around some.
The mother sucks her own dick while the girl shits on the floor and the brother starts fucking the dog. The window opens and a flock of birds fly in and start shitting everywhere. The dog starts to shit while quick-fucking bird after bird. The agent starts eating his balls while pissing on the family and all around the room. The whole state of Arizona shows up single file to shit and piss and jerk off or get fucked in turn. Eventually they all suffucate and die except the agent who is using a chainsaw and extracting lungs for air, eating shit and piss to survive.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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