Jason Bent's "Patriotism, Cocaine, and Hot Anal Sex" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The daughter undresses and gets down on all fours. The dog senses his cue and proceeds to mount the young girl instantly.

The father leans forward and from a small plastic baggie pours a pile of cocaine onto his daughters back. He unzips his fly and forces his member into her waiting mouth, while at the same time leaning forward and snorting the cocaine.

The son senses his cue as soon as Dad leans down to snort the cocaine, and the son shoves his erection into his fathers ass. While the son pumps in and out of his fathers' hairy tight ass, he then begins to juggle three oranges he had hidden in his vest pocket.

Juggling as he thrusts, while the daughter bobs on the fathers penis, and the dog humps the daughter all in unison. At this point the mother does a cartwheel in front of the menagerie and begins singing the "Star Spangled Banner".

Just as the mother sings out "Rockets Red Glare!"

The dog orgasms, the father shoots his load into the daughters' mouth, and the son fills his fathers' ass with nut nectar, and the dog, daughter, father, and son collapse into a sweaty spent pile on the floor.

At this the mother finishes the song and walks over to them, then straddles over all of them as they lay on the floor.

As she sings " Home of the Brave" she empties her bladder on all of them with a spectacular patriotic golden shower. Then she proceeds to light a sparkler jam it into her asshole and finish the act off with a homemade light show.

Then the family rises, dog included, and they bow down to the agent.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


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