JC's "God is dead" Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The mother quickly eats a hamburger and drinks a glass of milk.
Then the mother and father walk out the door - and immediately return dragging in their dead son by the legs. His throat has been cut. They leave again, this time dragging in a dead daughter. Her head is missing altogether. The mother opens a black garbage bag and pulls out a bloated maggot-eaten Chihuahua and drops it on top of the children.
The mother repeatedly shouts, "God is dead!!!" while pounding a drum and pissing all over the bodies. The father reveals his 11-inch cock and drives it down the motherís throat, stifling her screams. With his cock buried in the mother's throat, the father releases a deep flapping fart that hangs in the room. The mother gags - and when the father pulls out she vomits the hamburger and milk onto her poor puppy and children.
Crying, both parents then take off their shirts and sit on the bodies. They open a tin of chewing tobacco and each take a large mouthful. For the next ten minutes, they just sit there and spit in each otherís face.
Finally, the father turns to the agent and says, "Well?"
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"