Jason Berk's "The Shit-Bucket Ear Family Joke." Aristocrats Joke
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The family lines up and tells the agent to hand them a stapeler. They staple their ears together, then the father produces a large bucket from his butt, which they pass around and deficate in. They pass the bucket back around on smear the shit under their eyes, like football players. They proceed to eat the remaining shit except for a handful. The father places the remaining handful into his free ear, and falls sideways, pushing the mother over, then the daughter, then the son, then the dog, like dominoes. The handfull of shit flies out of the dogs ear and into the bucket.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"