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D.D.P.'s "Hamlet" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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Well, my brother kills me, then he fucks my wife, then my son goes berserk, beats his mom, fucks my neighbor's daughter, kills her dad, she goes mad right onstage, dies like the crazy nympho she is, then the neighbor's kid and my son ram iron poles through each other's guts, then my brother kills my wife, so my son kills my brother, and then both kids die a slow, painful death. So in the end, we're all dead. Ta-da!

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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